Boy Mom just floored me!

Posted By nikki on January 12, 2009

My mother and I have always have a very open and honest relationship.  I have always known I could talk to her about anything and I do mean ‘ANYTHING’.  That’s one of the things that I love the most about her. Oh sure she tries to tell me when she thinks I’m doing wrong but she does it in a way that makes me stop and think about it instead of making me stand up in defiance like I have seen a lot of other mother-daughter relationships.

Boy Mom just floored me.  She was telling me that she was going to have plastic surgery.  Here I am thinking a face lift or a tummy tuck since having kids does make things on a woman’s body go where they want to go instead of where they belong.

Then she starts talking about having vagina cosmetic surgery. I had just taken a drink of my tea and honestly, I got choked and ended up spitting it everywhere.  Mom said that it would help her and Daddy’s sex life too.  Well at least she’s going to one of the top clinics. At Atlanta Vaginal Rejuvenation & Cosmetic Surgery Center they have  Drs. Miklos and  Moore who are internationally renowned surgeons in Atlanta. They have performed laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery and labia reduction surgery in 46 states and 29 countries.

I’m really glad that Mom felt she could talk to me about this but then again, I wish she hadn’t.  Mom’s aren’t supposed to have sex after all, are they?

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